Coming Back to Life

Maybe because it's that time in April, but I feel like bringing back H4B.

Stay tuned...hoping to have the site somewhat redesigned and posts back up sometime in the next few weeks.

-Master Broku

Bro Birthdays

Another year gone

Time to buy disgusting shots

Cheers, you old shitbag!

Neglected

Haiku For Bros is a neglected bastard child.

Sorry Bros, I'll try to get my shit together and post more haikus.

J Shore: Pack Your Bags

Always picking fights
Ugly Staten Island bitch
Bye Dirty Hampster

Office Perks

Well fuck, Bros...it appears Master Broku has forgotten how to update a blog. 


Back and forth it moves
Catching looks down the hallway
Hot assistant's ass

Troll Rule

Under the table
Sits the Bro who misses all
Trolls suck at beer pong

The Troll Rule states: 
"He who does not sink a single cup must occupy the space underneath the table for the entirety of the next game."

Bro King: Legend of Charles Shaw*

Feminist judge gave

His ex-wife half the estate

Cheap ass wine for all

*Some say that 2 Buck Chuck (now 3 or 4 Buck Chuck) from Trader Joe's is so cheap because the guy who owned the winery got divorced and his wife got half the revenue so he lowered prices to spite her. Whether it's true or not doesn't matter, still a Bro King worthy story.