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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Coming Back to Life

Maybe because it's that time in April, but I feel like bringing back H4B.

Stay tuned...hoping to have the site somewhat redesigned and posts back up sometime in the next few weeks.

-Master Broku

Friday, October 8, 2010

Bro Birthdays

Another year gone
Time to buy disgusting shots
Cheers, you old shitbag!

Neglected

Haiku For Bros is a neglected bastard child.

Sorry Bros, I'll try to get my shit together and post more haikus.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

J Shore: Pack Your Bags

Always picking fights
Ugly Staten Island bitch
Bye Dirty Hampster

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Office Perks

Well fuck, Bros...it appears Master Broku has forgotten how to update a blog. 


Back and forth it moves
Catching looks down the hallway
Hot assistant's ass


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Troll Rule

Under the table
Sits the Bro who misses all
Trolls suck at beer pong

The Troll Rule states: 
"He who does not sink a single cup must occupy the space underneath the table for the entirety of the next game."

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Bro King: Legend of Charles Shaw*

Feminist judge gave
His ex-wife half the estate
Cheap ass wine for all

*Some say that 2 Buck Chuck (now 3 or 4 Buck Chuck) from Trader Joe's is so cheap because the guy who owned the winery got divorced and his wife got half the revenue so he lowered prices to spite her. Whether it's true or not doesn't matter, still a Bro King worthy story.